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             Dinner with 
            Android 
                 A lot of claims have been made 
            lately about the intelligences of computers. Some researchers say 
            that computers will eventually attain 
            super-human intelligence.  Others call these claims...um, 
            poppycock.  Oddly, in the search for the truth of  the 
            matter, both camps have overlooked an obvious strategy: 
            interviewing a computer and asking its opinion. 
            Intrepid researcher Tom Sgouros (compared in the past to 
            monologists Spalding Gray and Garrison Keillor) has leapt into 
            this lacuna, and presents some preliminary findings in a new 
            not-quite-solo show (You could call it "My Dinner with 
            Android").
        The central 
            question is: "If you built a robot smart enough to do the dishes, 
            would it also be smart enough to find them 
            boring?"
        Judy herself was 
            assembled in Tom's basement, fro pieces of old computers, bicycles, 
            a copy machine, a marine stove, and - improbable but true - an old 
            kitchen sink.  After literally weeks of intensive tutoring in 
            phonics, elocution, and the elements of logic, Judy made her 
            public debut in January, 2000 at Providence's Perishable Theatre, 
            and then again in May, in New York city (at only a small distance 
            from Broadway), in a show entitled, "Judy" or "What Is It Like to 
            Be A Puppet?"
        The seventh in a 
            series of possibly comic monologues and solo dialogues, "Judy" is 
            a story of a man and his, um, companion, discussing such topics 
            as imagination, consciousness, stage magic, the uses of eyes, and 
            what its really like to wake up each morning and confront your 
            aluminum-and-steel face in the mirror each 
            day.
        Judy and Tom (and the 
            BCRAC) invite you to come share some of their empirical findings 
            on the consciousness of robots and actors, in this 
            new, not-quite-solo show on Wednesday, April 11 at 7:00 p.m. at 
            the Keystone Theatre in Towanda.  Admission is free for 
            anyone with a FIRST-SME or SME (Society of Manufacturing Engineers) 
            membership card.  General admission ticket prices are $3.00 and 
            may be purchased at the 
        door.
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             Robotics Team Strong Force at 
            Regionals 
             What:  Johnson & Johnson Mid-Atlantic Regional, 
            FIRST Robotics Competition When: March 15-17, 2001 Where: 
            Rutgers University, New Brunswick, 
            NJ
        Today as morning dawns, 
            groggy souls of the Robotics team from Bradford County arise to a 
            day of high expectations on the first day of Regional 
            Competition.  Leaving from the Towanda GPU parking lot at 5:30 
            am yesterday (Thursday), the Robotics team made their way to Rutgers 
            University, New Brunswick campus where the Johnson & 
            Johnson Mid-Atlantic Regional is taking place.  Here, the team 
            began the tedious unpacking process of the robot.  After a 
            thorough inspection by US FIRST supervisors, Chuck (the team 
            robot) passed with flying 
            colors.
        After a break for 
            lunch, Chuck made its way to the arena where in its 
            first practice round it displayed an outstanding 
            exhibition.  The round showed our team and others that we were 
            one tough machine capable of multiple tasks.  We were one of 
            the few that could showcase 
            this.
        The team, overjoyed that 
            the six weeks of work finally paid off, made its way back to 
            the pit to tweak and fine-tune the robot.  At our second 
            exhibition, we made use of a stretcher, which holds disabled 
            robots.   We finished off our show and proved to other 
            teams that we are an outstanding team, capable of placing well 
            this competition.  
        
            Today, Friday, signals the kick-off of the Competition match 
            play.  WATTNESS and our robot Chuck will compete in qualifying 
            rounds throughout the day with the hopes of qualifying for 
            Semi-final and Final Rounds on Saturday.  Expectations are 
            high.
 
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